~~ Sardar Jokes Collection ~~

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A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?"
To this the Sardar replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, 'Wash Basin

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In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net
instead of bullet proof jacket
why?
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Saradar replied
O jis wich machar nai war sakda
goli kithon lange gi

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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

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Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop

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A bird was Disturbing a Sardar all the time.


Finally the Sardar caught it and decides to kill it cruelly,

He took it to the top of a building.

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And dropped it!

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Ek Sardar ko Exam main Koi Sawal Nahi Aata Tha:

Sardar Ne Har Sawal K Neeche

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Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.




Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Len.

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Teacher: 2 Aisi Cheezo k naam batao,
Jinhe Nashte me Nahi Kha Sakte.




Sardarji: Sir, Lunch aur Dinner

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Sardar: PCO kidhar hai?
Aadmi ne ishara kar k bataya:

Sardar PCO mai gaya, Jaib se mobile nikala or baat kar k bahar aa gaya.

Aadmi: Jab Aap k paas mobile tha to aap PCO main q gaye?

Sardar: Mere dost ne kaha tha k PCO se phone karo ge to paise kam lagain gey

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Sardar k Ghar Chor aaya:

Sardar ne dekha To chor Bhaga.


Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se b Aagay nikal gaya.

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Sardar: Ek to Chori oper se Hum se Race

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Sardar: O Tery Result da ki banya?


Pappu: Miss Kendi Aye Is Class wich 1 Saal Hor Laggay Ga.


Sardar: Saal Pavain 2,3 Lag Jawan Par Fail Na Hovin Mera Puttar